Part of the stipulations of my lease is that I get the house worked on and fixed up and I’m so behind because of working all the time and my landlord is really upset because I have no updates and I was going to get so much done with it today but it doesn’t look like that’s going to happen and I don’t want this to be the reason I lose my house.
I’m not badass I’m sadass I cry about everything
there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE.