Tumblr just really makes me want to play Animal Crossing, and I’ve never played it before.
Same.
My aunt just brought me a tooooon of food and enough money to cover my rent tomorrow and I just feel very lucky to be so loved.
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So lets just pretend, everything and anything, between you and me was never meant.
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My (messed up, Q and A is in the middle of the first chapter where Augustus gets introduced so there is no actual introduction of him) copy of The Fault in Our Stars just fell on my foot… I’m pretty sure my toe is broken.
dragon ball z cakeballs
ummm remember when i tried to make cake balls covered in carmalized sugar and it didn’t work?!?!
TELL ME THIS SECRET
After you make the cake balls, put them in the freezer. They shouldn’t be completely hard but they should be stiff. Not so much so that you can’t get the stick in though.
I am actually salivating
I want those in my mouth!!
…
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The self-pity drinking I was going to do tonight just turned in to celebratory “I’m not getting evicted” drinking. I have a really great family.
•Someone should take my twitter away.
•I am attempting to change the situation. Do not fucking yell at me. I need to solve the immediate problem right now so I’m working on that. Sorry I can’t drop a for sure way to get money now to go fill out applications that won’t help me with money for at least three weeks.
•However you already DID accuse me of being suicidal so don’t get all bitchy when I jokingly say “hopefully I get hit by a car today.”
Definitely getting trashed tonight.
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GODDAMNIT THE FEELS
“That may be, but I still believe. In the me that I believe in. In humanity. In the future. I believe. My drill is my soul!”