Pretty Mouth and Green My Eyes

It sucks that the smell of whiskey is so triggering to me cause I love it so much.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:54:26 -0500

It sucks that the smell of whiskey is so triggering to me cause I love it so much.

I’m wearing lingerie and I have whiskey I am obviously the living fantasy of most dudes,...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:20:27 -0500

I’m wearing lingerie and I have whiskey I am obviously the living fantasy of most dudes, right?

I make great choices.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:46:35 -0500

I make great choices.

ourladyband: Unbloomed by Our Lady Just another cut, the way we...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 22:00:24 -0500

ourladyband:

Unbloomed by Our Lady

Just another cut,
the way we built this up
but what we found was a desert
are you still standing
reaching towards the center

you have left another body behind

you’re in my head
you’re in my veins

i can not be what you lack
i just cant.

you’re in my head
you’re in my veins

silencewhippersnapper: nothing irks me more than when people treat the concept of “destiny” like...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:52:59 -0500

silencewhippersnapper:

nothing irks me more than when people treat the concept of “destiny” like it’s something noble and/or romantic

when in actuality it’s really fucking creepy

because it implies that your decisions are never truly your own, that your life isn’t really your own

but you know what’s really romantic and noble?

choice

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:01:54 -0500

finalfantasythings: If one of the trophies in X HD has anything to do with that lightning bolt...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 21:01:18 -0500

finalfantasythings:

If one of the trophies in X HD has anything to do with that lightning bolt dodging bullshit I s2g

Misty’s photos on my dash from people that aren’t...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:48:00 -0500

Misty’s photos on my dash from people that aren’t herrrrr <3

grizzlymays: Tumblr just really makes me want to play Animal Crossing, and I’ve never played it...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 16:36:47 -0500

grizzlymays:

Tumblr just really makes me want to play Animal Crossing, and I’ve never played it before.

Same.

maudit: hanktwerk (x)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:42:59 -0500

maudit:

hanktwerk (x)

My aunt just brought me a tooooon of food and enough money to cover my rent tomorrow and I just feel...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:32:00 -0500

My aunt just brought me a tooooon of food and enough money to cover my rent tomorrow and I just feel very lucky to be so loved.

Photo

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 14:20:59 -0500

"Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re..."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:41:41 -0500

“Because that’s the thing about Scooby-Doo: The bad guys in every episode aren’t monsters, they’re liars.
I can’t imagine how scandalized those critics who were relieved to have something that was mild enough to not excite their kids would’ve been if they’d stopped for a second and realized what was actually going on. The very first rule of Scooby-Doo, the single premise that sits at the heart of their adventures, is that the world is full of grown-ups who lie to kids, and that it’s up to those kids to figure out what those lies are and call them on it, even if there are other adults who believe those lies with every fiber of their being. And the way that you win isn’t through supernatural powers, or even through fighting. The way that you win is by doing the most dangerous thing that any person being lied to by someone in power can do: You think.”

- Ask Chris #81: Scooby-Doo and Secular Humanism (via missshirley)

So lets just pretend, everything and anything, between you and...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 13:15:54 -0500

So lets just pretend, everything and anything, between you and me was never meant.

My (messed up, Q and A is in the middle of the first chapter where Augustus gets introduced so there...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:53:04 -0500

My (messed up, Q and A is in the middle of the first chapter where Augustus gets introduced so there is no actual introduction of him) copy of The Fault in Our Stars just fell on my foot… I’m pretty sure my toe is broken.

explore-blog: Kierkegaard on why anxiety helps rather than...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:41:34 -0500

explore-blog:

Kierkegaard on why anxiety helps rather than hinders creativity.

edwardspoonhands: gunnarolla: racismschool: carrionofcats: d...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:19:40 -0500

edwardspoonhands:

gunnarolla:

racismschool:

carrionofcats:

dragon ball z cakeballs

ummm remember when i tried to make cake balls covered in carmalized sugar and it didn’t work?!?!

TELL ME THIS SECRET

After you make the cake balls, put them in the freezer. They shouldn’t be completely hard but they should be stiff. Not so much so that you can’t get the stick in though.

I am actually salivating

I want those in my mouth!!

…

The self-pity drinking I was going to do tonight just turned in to celebratory “I’m not...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:17:15 -0500

The self-pity drinking I was going to do tonight just turned in to celebratory “I’m not getting evicted” drinking. I have a really great family.

•Someone should take my twitter away. •I am attempting to change the situation. Do not fucking yell...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 08:27:21 -0500

•Someone should take my twitter away.
•I am attempting to change the situation. Do not fucking yell at me. I need to solve the immediate problem right now so I’m working on that. Sorry I can’t drop a for sure way to get money now to go fill out applications that won’t help me with money for at least three weeks.
•However you already DID accuse me of being suicidal so don’t get all bitchy when I jokingly say “hopefully I get hit by a car today.”

Definitely getting trashed tonight.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 07:37:22 -0500

Definitely getting trashed tonight.