“Ashley. ASHLEY. You got a job today. You’re going to have a REALLY GOOD, WAY ABOVE MINIMUM WAGE, INCOME. It’s okay for you to buy Title Fight’s Floral Green on vinyl. It’s only like sixteen bucks. Nathan never has it in and he only has two copies left. You know it took him like fourish months to get the copies he has now. Look, the guy behind you just took the last copy, besides this one in your hands. Who cares that you have to go make a car payment tomorrow? It’s cool, you’re only gonna be like ten bucks short, they’ll understand. You should celebrate your new job and this is a nice way to do it!”
- My brain this afternoon after I got the job and saw that Error had Floral Green back in stock.